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Total Medals Earned: 4,355 (From 741 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 73,505 Points

Tetraform

Medals Earned: 6/15 (135/405 points)

YOU'RE A WINNER! 10 Points

Beat the game

AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points

Get a full planet

DOUBLE WHAMMY 25 Points

Get a multiplier on a boss

HUMANITARIAN 25 Points

Heal an enemy ship

USA! USA! 25 Points

Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end

YOU'RE A REAL WINNER 25 Points

Beat the game without continuing

MY EARS! 5 Points

Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds

STRAGGLER 5 Points

Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen

HIROSHIMA 10 Points

Nuke more than 20 enemies at once

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points

Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit

C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points

Get a chain of 10+

SIDEKICK 25 Points

Have a spike at the end of the game

USE THE FORCE! 25 Points

Kill 1000 enemies

PENTAFORCE 50 Points

Get 5 spikes on the planet at once

THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points

Convert a boss into a spike

Thats my dungeon

Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/330 points)

Let them come! 5 Points

Survive all 3 Tutorials

Good defender 25 Points

beat all maps in chapter 1.

Great tamer 50 Points

Breed a level 5 dragon.

Best defender 50 Points

beat every map in chapter 2.

Speedplayer 50 Points

Win maps in which you early called waves (Using the "lets go" button) 10 early called waves with a factor of 1.5 or better.

The best! 50 Points

Beat all maps on chapter 1 on hard mode

Best of the best 100 Points

Beat every map in chapter 1 and 2 on hard mode!

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 5/9 (130/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

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Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Annoying Little Game

Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)

Chasing the Unicorns 5 Points

Trippin' Balls

Weakling 10 Points

Die 37 times

Ain't Gonna Cut It 25 Points

Survive the cave of blades

Admirable Patience 50 Points

Finish the game

Invincible 100 Points

Finish the game with no deaths

The Beast: MDM

Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)

Axe-cuse me 5 Points

Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.

Censored in Beast Trilogy 5 Points

Rip the first dude's head off.

Have a nice day 5 Points

Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.

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And it was all yellow 5 Points

Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.

Where is my strawberry tart? 5 Points

Shotgun rape the first guy.

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 7/12 (135/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

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Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Bester Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 15/16 (405/455 points)

Good Call 5 Points

Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.

Armed & Dangerous 10 Points

Find a spare set of arms

Comedy Gold 10 Points

Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.

Fonz Whisperer 10 Points

Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.

I Have Crabs! 10 Points

Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.

Sorry Wilson 10 Points

Lose Wilson too early.

Afterlife Affection 25 Points

Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.

Bob Buddy 25 Points

Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.

Eye For Value 25 Points

Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.

Snowcone Savior 25 Points

Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.

Talkative 50 Points

Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.

Dino Master 100 Points

Beat the entire game.

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The Blade Overlord

Medals Earned: 2/22 (15/500 points)

Double Killer 5 Points

Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)

Tetra Punisher 10 Points

Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)

Apprentice 5 Points

Score 5.000 or more in a single match

Full Focus 5 Points

Reach 25x Multiplier

Just Heating Up 5 Points

Reach 10x Multiplier

Learning the Ropes 5 Points

Finish the Tutorial

Newbie 5 Points

Reach Level 3

Say Cheese! 5 Points

Buy an Avatar

Triple Basher 5 Points

Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)

Adept Swordsman 10 Points

Score 10.000 or more in a single match

Beginner 10 Points

Reach Level 5

Don't Forget to Blink 10 Points

Reach 50x Multiplier

My New Look 10 Points

Buy a Skin

Penta Crusher 10 Points

Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)

Adept 25 Points

Reach Level 10

Adrenaline God 25 Points

Reach 100x Multiplier

Blade Expert 25 Points

Score 20.000 or more in a single match

Hexa God 25 Points

Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)

Blade Master 50 Points

Score 40.000 or more in a single match

Expert 50 Points

Reach Level 15

Master 100 Points

Reach Level 20

The Blade Overlord 100 Points

Score 80.000 or more in a single match

The Breach

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Cabin

Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/80 points)

Boob-bot 10 Points

Why the hell would a robot need breasts?

Falcon Punch! 10 Points

How witty!

Shocking! 10 Points

Looks like you got the axe! Ha!

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